Me: Oh hey, nice of you to join me in the shower. (not really)

Beetle: *looks annoyed*

Me: So, what’s up?

Beetle: You’ve had a lot of death lately. It’s starting to rot. Hanging on to dead stuff stinks up your life.  Don’t make me come and take care of it. I eat that shit you know. Better you take care of it rather than me.

Me: Yes, you’re right. Thanks.

Art: “The Tower” by Bethalynne Bajema