{"id":373,"date":"2014-07-07T11:47:41","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T15:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/?p=373"},"modified":"2014-07-07T11:47:41","modified_gmt":"2014-07-07T15:47:41","slug":"morning-conversation-with-beetle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/morning-conversation-with-beetle\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning conversation with Beetle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-374 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema.jpg\" alt=\"the tower bajema\" width=\"273\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema.jpg 187w, http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema-102x148.jpg 102w, http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema-21x31.jpg 21w, http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema-26x38.jpg 26w, http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/the-tower-bajema-149x215.jpg 149w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 273px) 100vw, 273px\" \/><\/a>Me: Oh hey, nice of you to join me in the shower. (not really)<\/p>\n<p>Beetle: *looks annoyed*<\/p>\n<p>Me: So, what&#8217;s up?<\/p>\n<p>Beetle: You&#8217;ve had a lot of death lately. It&#8217;s starting to rot. Hanging on to dead stuff stinks up your life. \u00a0Don&#8217;t make me come and take care of it. I eat that shit you know. Better you take care of it rather\u00a0than me.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, you&#8217;re right. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Art: &#8220;The Tower&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/bethalynne.tumblr.com\/tagged\/bethalynne\">Bethalynne Bajema<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Oh hey, nice of you to join me in the shower. (not really) Beetle: *looks annoyed* Me: So, what&#8217;s up? Beetle: You&#8217;ve had a lot of death lately. It&#8217;s starting to rot. Hanging on to dead stuff stinks up your life. \u00a0Don&#8217;t make me come and take care of it. I eat that shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":375,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormwoodqueen.com\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}